rum:

Me texting: why cant people just be straight up when they text, I hate these games man :/

Also me texting: 

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warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

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camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

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bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

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